The Sun, Occupy, Big Brother, and Everything

I’ve been researching the life cycle of the sun lately and I’ve found out a few interesting things.

The sun is gradually warming.  That means that in about a billion years, it will be so hot that water will no longer exist in a liquid state on earth and life as we know it will come to an end.

Also, when the sun becomes a red giant, in about five billion years, it will expand to a volume so vast, that it will grow far beyond earth’s current orbit.

This is all a seriously long way off, but in the mean time, here are some deliciously disconcerting facts about the sun all lifted from that old unreliable reliable Wikipedia:

The sun’s output has dropped 0.02% at visible wavelengths and 6% at extreme ultraviolet wavelengths.

Over the last two decades, the solar wind speed has dropped by 3%, its temperature by 13%, and its density by 20%

The sun’s magnetic field is at less than half the strength it was twenty-two years ago.

So.  Life is short.  All life is short.  What are you going to do?  What gives life meaning? Is it found on the weekend, say, in a bowl of ice cream?  Is it in a good meal with the ones you love?  Is it in giving a perfect stranger a seat on BART?

Life is full of choices.

Some are nice:

Some are difficult:

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And some are just down right weird:

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Me, I’m just trying to decrease the shadows.  For a handful of people.  Maybe more.


Birthday

It’s my birthday season again.   November 10th, actually.   It is also Neil Gaiman’s birthday.

In case there is some strange astrometric force that shapes our lives based on our birthdate, here is a brief list of my past year experiences, which can serve as a preview of what Neil can expect for this, his 51st year:

1.  Your resources will increase.

2.  The river of ideas continues to flow.

3.  You hear music you hated when you were a kid, and, surprise, surprise, it still sucks.

4.  Wonderful things happen to your family.

5.  Generosity is met with even more generosity.

6.  The person you wake up next to still fills you with a miraculous sense of being alive.

7.  The plumbing still works like a charm.

8.  Although there are certain, ahem, subtle changes in hue, your hairs stay on top of your head where they belong.

9.  You have even more love in your life.

10. And don’t worry, don’t make that emergency call to the doctor, that’s just what happens when you eat beets.

 

On the other hand, if Neil Gaiman’s past experiences are a preview of mine, does that mean I get to <gasp> write a Dr. Who episode?

 


Time Travel Prom

I didn’t want to go to my prom.  At the time, it seemed a celebration of football players, cheerleaders, and people who were popular because of their straight teeth.

But on the eve of the prom itself, I felt a strange overwhelming urge to go.  I didn’t, of course, not having a ticket, or a tux, or a date, or a limo.  So, I stayed home and dreamed prom dreams.

The prom dream was always the same.  Lights faded, music slowed, and my prom date, a woman with dark hair and flashing eyes, danced close to me.  I’d hold her tight and we’d murmur our secret wishes to each other.

I forgot about the prom dream for a long time.  Life went on.  Decades passed.  The world changed and so did I.  Sometimes, the dream would come back, and I’d laugh at my own nostalgia for something that had never happened.

And then, a week ago, I found an envelope pushed under my front door.  It contained an invitation for the year my prom should have been and the words “period semi-formal dress required.”  I thought it was some kind of joke, but stuck it to the refrigerator anyway.

My mind drifted back to that invitation over the next few days.  I teased myself with the thought of going.  No.  I couldn’t.  That’s ridiculous.  Besides, I don’t even have a tux.

On my lunch hour, I found a large formal shop in the Mission that had, of all things, blue polyester tuxedos.  I tried one on and looked appropriately ridiculous, so I rented it.

The night of the event arrived.  I put on my blue tux and drove downtown to the hotel where the event was to take place.  It was an old landmark and had seemed cobwebby and dank.  I had never had a reason to enter it before.

People, like me, milled about inside a large ballroom.  Men and women, some young, some old, all wistful, circulated shyly beneath paper streamer decorations.

I drank a glass of punch, the band played a long lost song, and the room turned in an indigo haze.

Someone grabbed my hand.  It was my date.

We moved across the dance floor.  I held her close and looked down at her dark hair and flashing eyes.  She tipped her head back and asked, “Is this the prom you’ve always wanted?”

“Yes,” I said.  “It’s even more than I could have ever imagined.”

“Do you want to get a hotel room?”

“That’s okay, Sweetie,” I said to my wife of ten years.  “Going home with you is enough.  Thank you for doing this.”

She grinned up at me and we swayed together for the rest of the evening.